with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
