I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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