Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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