piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm bleeding and have questions
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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