So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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