Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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