Whod you bang
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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