You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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