just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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