you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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