I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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