No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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