STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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