my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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