Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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