BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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