I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
