walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
he just fucked me for my cheese..
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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