You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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