Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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