8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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