dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm sobbing to NWA
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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