Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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