How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
bring money and cleavage
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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