at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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