Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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