I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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