Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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