im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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