so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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