Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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