talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
