some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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