So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Did I show you my penis last night?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
