we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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