You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So much rum. So many feels.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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