Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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