So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Pooping to opera.
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