come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Randomize
