We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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