Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
