ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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