Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
