Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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