I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I didn't notice because vodka
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
