She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
