Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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