yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We had to coat check the pizza.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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