you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
