I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Can you bring me the toilet please
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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