I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The struggles of a small town man whore
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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